For some reason Google wants me to have a Privacy Policy so I can use branding on Google OAuth. I have no idea why. It literally scans your website and checks this page and a link to it exists. Jesus Christ. Here:

Privacy Policy

Effective Date: 2026-Apr-14

At KEMOHAUS, we believe that privacy is a fundamental right. This Privacy Policy explains our approach to data and privacy for all visitors to our website.

The Short Version: We do not collect your personal data, we do not track you, and we do not use cookies. 

1. No Personal Data Collection

We do not collect, store, or process any personal information. "Personal Information" refers to any data that could identify you, such as your name, email address, physical address, phone number, or IP address.

Our website is designed to be used anonymously. You can browse all sections of our site without providing any information about yourself.

2. No Tracking and No Cookies

We do not use tracking cookies, web beacons, or any other hidden tracking technologies.

We do not track your activity across other websites.
We do not build user profiles.
We do not use advertising identifiers.

Your browser may store certain "cache" files locally on your computer to help our site load faster during your next visit, but this data remains on your device and is never transmitted to us.

3. Analytics

If we measure website performance, we use privacy-friendly tools that do not use cookies and do not track individual users. Any data we see is fully aggregated and anonymized (for example, "100 people visited the Home page today"). This data cannot be linked back to you personally.

4. Third-Party Links

Our website may contain links to external sites. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of those sites. We recommend that you review the privacy policies of any third-party website you visit.

5. Data Security

Since we do not collect or store any personal data, there is no database of your information that could be leaked, hacked, or sold. We use HTTPS encryption to ensure that your connection to our website is secure and private.

6. Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices. Any updates will be posted on this page with a revised "Effective Date."

7. Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us through the contact information provided on our website.